Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Is the job of a program manager to put the talent in a bad mood?

also "I wonder what would happen if I punched him in the face?"

Saturday, July 1, 2017


Yeah well I apologize for the absence of new content, it's tough juggling my new duties as a REGULAR CONTRIBUTOR to the Steve Dahl show AND maintaining this web presence AND vying for near-ownership of the #twitterverse
As soon as I figure out how to use Snapchat, we will be BLOWIN UP that platform as well

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Decent Into Your MOM

Glad they got rid of the "decent into the archives" open, it generally was a cue for me to turn it off because I was not born in Chicago in 1946 so I'm not gonna get 90% of the references. ANYHOO, good to hear Dino and Tammy from back in the day, also good to revisit my google searches for Erin MacDougald, who is / was way out of ESPO1's league.

Strange coming from me who's entire existence is essentially all creepy dark side, Looking back I always felt that ESPO1's social life and dating discussions had a creepy dark side, so glad to no longer have those segments also.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Hot Podiatrist Tuesday goes west coast

Did a quick search on Zoc Doc for female podiatrists in Indianapolis based solely on some recollections about how hot the Colts' cheerleaders are, but apparently there are no female podiatrists in Indiana.

Whatever, yet another reason not to fuck up your foot in Indy.

We move then to Los Angeles, where a bevy of sumptuous babes await your gnarled hooves with baited breath:

You're welcome!

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

WEEI Producers and the ENTIRE NHL can drink my urine

Fucking good goals disallowed by offsides that was not called during the course of play is such a total crock of shit I can't understand it.

In football you can review a play but not the play before it that may or may not have incurred a foul, baseball same deal. Only fucking NHL dickbags would agree to a system that can reverse a previous play to preempt a scoring opportunity just "to be like the other sports". NHL, yours is not like the other sports, your game is the fucken GAME OF KINGS. STOP trying to lower yourself to the mouth-breathing masses that will never understand the majesty of a crosscheck to the face or the brilliance of a jugular ever so slightly nicked by the steel of a expertly sharpened blade, so there's no need to pander to them.

And those god-damned little sniveling PRICKS who have finally summoned the AUDACITY to reply to my SMS messages to 37-937, I know who you are and the communications of BIG TALK MEDIA are not meant for your developmentally disabled eyes, we demand unfettered access to the "talent" at your low-wattage fart farm, DO NOT INTERFERE.

There's a bonus gif for you.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Hot Podiatrist Tuesday Rules the Internet

Do you have that thing where during a quiet moment or in conversation with someone, some shit falls out of your nose or ear? Is this an old man thing? Like I'm so fucking decrepit my body can no longer provide enough adhesive material to hold the disgusting by products from my overtaxed immune system to the point that is is literally falling out of me. Or my personal upkeep is so lax I literally have refuse coming out of all orifices.

I digress with disgusting aplomb.

Fucking Chi brings it again with this eastern European Angel of the Achilles, I will move on to another part of the country to confirm my hypothesis that for some magical reason hot chicks are drawn to the field of podiatry. Heard it here first fuck face, when you steal this bit I will find you and you will be the face-fuckee, TRUST ME.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Hot Podiatrist Tuesday Rolls on into April

Despite going to "Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science" which I'm pretty sure is a made up school, our latest bunion beauty comes to us from the Magnificent Mile in Chicago.

Scheduling actual content is exhausting so I don't have too much to offer, but you get the idea.

April Rose does not appear to have any nude photos online, but I'd recommend it, I've got lots of useful advice.

Friday, April 7, 2017

A Man and his smut

We here at Big Talk Media like to recognize the soldiers of the internet who toil in relative obscurity in order to preserve the titillation from years gone by for the benefit of us all. Mocholand is one such repository of beauties.


Thursday, April 6, 2017

Dag & Brendan hang on, more legacy unfinished blogs

Love the boys and they are doing their damnedest, but holy moly guys lean on some recurring segments - no callers, no emails no Floridiots, first few w/o the fat jerk are really slow.

I know El Hombre Grande is returning soon, they need some guidance.

Shout out to the time I grew some reefer in my apartment: grow your own blog, actually some usable content in there.

I am available as a guest host, but I'm going to need some money for "inspiration"

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Hot Podiatrist Tuesday!!

Welcome back fuckers!!

We have a lovely midwestern angel of the ankles gracing us today, I will begin selecting professionals in the Chicagoland area to figure out if this is just a New York phenomenon, but even if you went to school here, you would most likely move somewhere else because this is a god forsaken hell hole, so I suspect that the profession of podiatrist itself is bursting like a lanced sore with delectable doctors.