Saturday, March 25, 2017

House of Cards is OK if you like college theater productions

Kevin Spacey is like Bruce Springstein - totally great dude but I have no interest in his art / band etc.

Probably the type of dude that immediately shifts into a rarefied "industry" tone of voice when linking anything to his acting / music..."well yeah it's been great to work with them and I think it's going to be a great project, they are super-well regarded..." THANKFULLY leaving out all of the complicated industry talk that someone unsucessful such as myself would only get confused by, which as we now know is the thin veneer covering their abject fear that if they did tell you how exactly things occurred that you would not only copy their every move, but eventually expose them as some sort of fraud.

Anyhoo, it's a mildly interesting show, but like every Netflix series, super-didactic, over-simplified and is paced with the understanding that the viewer is actively engaged with their phone and only keeping the show on in the background. Of interest was the naked chick in the trailer with the Williams guy, who I believe I have had the pleasure of watching her burlesque show during a really long night of Sunday night burlesque, but I digress.

She is Hazel Honeysuckle, hot and pictured below.

During extensive research, I was psyched to discover that this page featuring Hazel downloads .mpg .mov files which in turn play as audio clips of dialogue from the TV show, either way always happy to welcome new malware in all its forms.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Added a really shitty Monica Belluchi widget

No idea what it is supposed to do, currently it drops you into a random Flickr photostream of babes.

Rock Challenge from 03.13 is solid, couple of sad sacks who wouldn't get off the phone.

Excited for the Kleppen termination, I believe it is the week of the 13th but I can't fuggin' remember shit.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Hot Podiatrist Tuesdays

That's right you dissolute windbags, we managed to follow up with a SECOND installment of hot podiatrist Tuesdays.

I didn't go to either of these sultry mavens of fungus, but the attending staff are all hot AF at the place I go to as well.