Love the boys and they are doing their damnedest, but holy moly guys lean on some recurring segments - no callers, no emails no Floridiots, first few w/o the fat jerk are really slow.
I know El Hombre Grande is returning soon, they need some guidance.
Shout out to the time I grew some reefer in my apartment: grow your own blog, actually some usable content in there.
I am available as a guest host, but I'm going to need some money for "inspiration"
Thursday, April 6, 2017
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Hot Podiatrist Tuesday!!
Welcome back fuckers!!
We have a lovely midwestern angel of the ankles gracing us today, I will begin selecting professionals in the Chicagoland area to figure out if this is just a New York phenomenon, but even if you went to school here, you would most likely move somewhere else because this is a god forsaken hell hole, so I suspect that the profession of podiatrist itself is bursting like a lanced sore with delectable doctors.
We have a lovely midwestern angel of the ankles gracing us today, I will begin selecting professionals in the Chicagoland area to figure out if this is just a New York phenomenon, but even if you went to school here, you would most likely move somewhere else because this is a god forsaken hell hole, so I suspect that the profession of podiatrist itself is bursting like a lanced sore with delectable doctors.
Monday, March 27, 2017
Rejected by the WEEI Whiner Line: End of life?
Granted I was riding down an elevator in a Discount Shoe Warehouse (SEO: DSW.com), walking up 6th Avenue and 34th Street during lunch and standing in front of Macys so the audio was shitty, but I blew in four straight whines when prompted, however none made the cut. FUCK those fuckers, the new kid is so aggressively editing in drops during the actual whiner line it's impossible for the talent to react to the whines anyways.
Judging by the level of technical sophistication at WEEI the fact that I had a lot of profanity that needed to be edited out precluded them from being in this week's whiner line. Maybe after 6 days of hardcore post work they can include them.
Sunday, March 26, 2017
Saturday, March 25, 2017
House of Cards is OK if you like college theater productions
Kevin Spacey is like Bruce Springstein - totally great dude but I have no interest in his art / band etc.
Probably the type of dude that immediately shifts into a rarefied "industry" tone of voice when linking anything to his acting / music..."well yeah it's been great to work with them and I think it's going to be a great project, they are super-well regarded..." THANKFULLY leaving out all of the complicated industry talk that someone unsucessful such as myself would only get confused by, which as we now know is the thin veneer covering their abject fear that if they did tell you how exactly things occurred that you would not only copy their every move, but eventually expose them as some sort of fraud.
Anyhoo, it's a mildly interesting show, but like every Netflix series, super-didactic, over-simplified and is paced with the understanding that the viewer is actively engaged with their phone and only keeping the show on in the background. Of interest was the naked chick in the trailer with the Williams guy, who I believe I have had the pleasure of watching her burlesque show during a really long night of Sunday night burlesque, but I digress.
She is Hazel Honeysuckle, hot and pictured below.
During extensive research, I was psyched to discover that this page featuring Hazel downloads .mpg .mov files which in turn play as audio clips of dialogue from the TV show, either way always happy to welcome new malware in all its forms.
Probably the type of dude that immediately shifts into a rarefied "industry" tone of voice when linking anything to his acting / music..."well yeah it's been great to work with them and I think it's going to be a great project, they are super-well regarded..." THANKFULLY leaving out all of the complicated industry talk that someone unsucessful such as myself would only get confused by, which as we now know is the thin veneer covering their abject fear that if they did tell you how exactly things occurred that you would not only copy their every move, but eventually expose them as some sort of fraud.
Anyhoo, it's a mildly interesting show, but like every Netflix series, super-didactic, over-simplified and is paced with the understanding that the viewer is actively engaged with their phone and only keeping the show on in the background. Of interest was the naked chick in the trailer with the Williams guy, who I believe I have had the pleasure of watching her burlesque show during a really long night of Sunday night burlesque, but I digress.
She is Hazel Honeysuckle, hot and pictured below.
During extensive research, I was psyched to discover that this page featuring Hazel downloads .mpg .mov files which in turn play as audio clips of dialogue from the TV show, either way always happy to welcome new malware in all its forms.
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Added a really shitty Monica Belluchi widget
No idea what it is supposed to do, currently it drops you into a random Flickr photostream of babes.
Rock Challenge from 03.13 is solid, couple of sad sacks who wouldn't get off the phone.
Excited for the Kleppen termination, I believe it is the week of the 13th but I can't fuggin' remember shit.
Rock Challenge from 03.13 is solid, couple of sad sacks who wouldn't get off the phone.
Excited for the Kleppen termination, I believe it is the week of the 13th but I can't fuggin' remember shit.
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Hot Podiatrist Tuesdays
That's right you dissolute windbags, we managed to follow up with a SECOND installment of hot podiatrist Tuesdays.
I didn't go to either of these sultry mavens of fungus, but the attending staff are all hot AF at the place I go to as well.
I didn't go to either of these sultry mavens of fungus, but the attending staff are all hot AF at the place I go to as well.
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Hot Podiatrist Tuesdays
What's the deal with so many hot podiatrists?
We will be featuring a couple of these ladies of the hoof here and wishing them the best as they steer their way through all kinda wack ass bullshit.
We will be featuring a couple of these ladies of the hoof here and wishing them the best as they steer their way through all kinda wack ass bullshit.
Sunday, February 26, 2017
Not Gonna Make the Disco Demolition Show In Brooklyn
Luckily I will be in Chicago this weekend so I will dodge a bullet by missing this show down the street in my hood.
Fortunately after a quick search, none of the female comediennes appear to be particularly attractive, so you can all live without greasy-lensed out of focus snapshots from me if I were in fact able to attend.
Fortunately after a quick search, none of the female comediennes appear to be particularly attractive, so you can all live without greasy-lensed out of focus snapshots from me if I were in fact able to attend.
@bigtalkers Twitter Account is a Bizarre Travelogue Through the early 2010's
So let me get this straight, I had a twitter account for this blog but there appears to be personal tweets from me, like not having to do with posts here, just stuff going on.
Adult models & actresses, sports talk radio personalities, female comediennes and Occupy Wall Street all seem to figure into the conversations, but there's not a lot of effort to drive people either to the blog or to tweet back, it's a bit of a mess.
So was not really specific enough to benefit from communicating with people about me, or the blog because it was too much of an effort to bother with that, thank goodness the tweets just kind of died out.
Not sure if it's still even relevant to have a "blog" as well as a social media account, but I'm gonna mess around with trying to get some metrics enabled on both tweeter and de blog to see what happens.
Adult models & actresses, sports talk radio personalities, female comediennes and Occupy Wall Street all seem to figure into the conversations, but there's not a lot of effort to drive people either to the blog or to tweet back, it's a bit of a mess.
So was not really specific enough to benefit from communicating with people about me, or the blog because it was too much of an effort to bother with that, thank goodness the tweets just kind of died out.
Not sure if it's still even relevant to have a "blog" as well as a social media account, but I'm gonna mess around with trying to get some metrics enabled on both tweeter and de blog to see what happens.
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