Hot Podiatrist Tuesday goes west coast

Did a quick search on Zoc Doc for female podiatrists in Indianapolis based solely on some recollections about how hot the Colts' cheerleaders are, but apparently there are no female podiatrists in Indiana.

Whatever, yet another reason not to fuck up your foot in Indy.

We move then to Los Angeles, where a bevy of sumptuous babes await your gnarled hooves with baited breath:

You're welcome!

WEEI Producers and the ENTIRE NHL can drink my urine

Fucking good goals disallowed by offsides that was not called during the course of play is such a total crock of shit I can't understand it.

In football you can review a play but not the play before it that may or may not have incurred a foul, baseball same deal. Only fucking NHL dickbags would agree to a system that can reverse a previous play to preempt a scoring opportunity just "to be like the other sports". NHL, yours is not like the other sports, your game is the fucken GAME OF KINGS. STOP trying to lower yourself to the mouth-breathing masses that will never understand the majesty of a crosscheck to the face or the brilliance of a jugular ever so slightly nicked by the steel of a expertly sharpened blade, so there's no need to pander to them.

And those god-damned little sniveling PRICKS who have finally summoned the AUDACITY to reply to my SMS messages to 37-937, I know who you are and the communications of BIG TALK MEDIA are not meant for your developmentally disabled eyes, we demand unfettered access to the "talent" at your low-wattage fart farm, DO NOT INTERFERE.

There's a bonus gif for you.

Hot Podiatrist Tuesday Rules the Internet

Do you have that thing where during a quiet moment or in conversation with someone, some shit falls out of your nose or ear? Is this an old man thing? Like I'm so fucking decrepit my body can no longer provide enough adhesive material to hold the disgusting by products from my overtaxed immune system to the point that is is literally falling out of me. Or my personal upkeep is so lax I literally have refuse coming out of all orifices.



I digress with disgusting aplomb.

Fucking Chi brings it again with this eastern European Angel of the Achilles, I will move on to another part of the country to confirm my hypothesis that for some magical reason hot chicks are drawn to the field of podiatry. Heard it here first fuck face, when you steal this bit I will find you and you will be the face-fuckee, TRUST ME.

Hot Podiatrist Tuesday Rolls on into April

Despite going to "Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science" which I'm pretty sure is a made up school, our latest bunion beauty comes to us from the Magnificent Mile in Chicago.

Scheduling actual content is exhausting so I don't have too much to offer, but you get the idea.



April Rose does not appear to have any nude photos online, but I'd recommend it, I've got lots of useful advice.

A Man and his smut

We here at Big Talk Media like to recognize the soldiers of the internet who toil in relative obscurity in order to preserve the titillation from years gone by for the benefit of us all. Mocholand is one such repository of beauties.

Recognize!

Dag & Brendan hang on, more legacy unfinished blogs

Love the boys and they are doing their damnedest, but holy moly guys lean on some recurring segments - no callers, no emails no Floridiots, first few w/o the fat jerk are really slow.

I know El Hombre Grande is returning soon, they need some guidance.

Shout out to the time I grew some reefer in my apartment: grow your own blog, actually some usable content in there.

I am available as a guest host, but I'm going to need some money for "inspiration"

Hot Podiatrist Tuesday!!

Welcome back fuckers!!

We have a lovely midwestern angel of the ankles gracing us today, I will begin selecting professionals in the Chicagoland area to figure out if this is just a New York phenomenon, but even if you went to school here, you would most likely move somewhere else because this is a god forsaken hell hole, so I suspect that the profession of podiatrist itself is bursting like a lanced sore with delectable doctors.

Rejected by the WEEI Whiner Line: End of life?

Granted I was riding down an elevator in a Discount Shoe Warehouse (SEO: DSW.com), walking up 6th Avenue and 34th Street during lunch and standing in front of Macys so the audio was shitty, but I blew in four straight whines when prompted, however none made the cut. FUCK those fuckers, the new kid is so aggressively editing in drops during the actual whiner line it's impossible for the talent to react to the whines anyways.

Judging by the level of technical sophistication at WEEI the fact that I had a lot of profanity that needed to be edited out precluded them from being in this week's whiner line. Maybe after 6 days of hardcore post work they can include them.

Been meaning to share this one

House of Cards is OK if you like college theater productions

Kevin Spacey is like Bruce Springstein - totally great dude but I have no interest in his art / band etc.

Probably the type of dude that immediately shifts into a rarefied "industry" tone of voice when linking anything to his acting / music..."well yeah it's been great to work with them and I think it's going to be a great project, they are super-well regarded..." THANKFULLY leaving out all of the complicated industry talk that someone unsucessful such as myself would only get confused by, which as we now know is the thin veneer covering their abject fear that if they did tell you how exactly things occurred that you would not only copy their every move, but eventually expose them as some sort of fraud.



Anyhoo, it's a mildly interesting show, but like every Netflix series, super-didactic, over-simplified and is paced with the understanding that the viewer is actively engaged with their phone and only keeping the show on in the background. Of interest was the naked chick in the trailer with the Williams guy, who I believe I have had the pleasure of watching her burlesque show during a really long night of Sunday night burlesque, but I digress.



She is Hazel Honeysuckle, hot and pictured below.

During extensive research, I was psyched to discover that this page featuring Hazel downloads .mpg .mov files which in turn play as audio clips of dialogue from the TV show, either way always happy to welcome new malware in all its forms.